Look what came home from the thing the thumb-havers call a "white elephant exchange." It doesn't look like an elephant at all to me. Notice, though, that it is more than double the height of foot-tall WillowTree(tm) Joseph in the now gloriously-lit nativity set to the right of the cone.
So yeah, ever since the item arrived home on Sunday night, The Boy and I have been enduring quotes from a certain movie they watch every year.
"It's a Major Award!"
"See the warm glow of electric dairy in the window?"
Oh, and The Typist's favorite bit about this is that after 22 years, she now has a snack suitable for the Lips Canvas: