I Resolve...

Okay, yeah, I'm behind, but what does a dog know about New Year's Resolutions?

I resolve to:

• keep on chewin'.
• not gain any more weight. (I don't want to look like Uncle Ren.)
• sun myself whenever I see sun for sunning in.
• actually catch The Boy when I chase him around the living room, just once, to prove I can.
• be tolerant of human toddlers.
• remember that "crate" means the black wiry thing, not the spot where said thing used to be.
• create opportunities for love. (As if my very existence doesn't do that already.)

The Typist's big resolution is to "Live the Question." Whatever that means.